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Jokes & Puzzles

What do a boy and a canoe have in common?

They both get paddled

Danny: Teacher would you yell at me for something that I didn’t do?

Teacher: Well, of course not!

Danny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework

What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk?

A bird that smells but doesn’t give a hoot!

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they are already stuffed

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