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Jokes & Puzzles
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Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?

A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.

Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?

A. Quackers.

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Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.  

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