Q. Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?

A. He thought he saw a job.

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.  

Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?

A. Quackers.

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Sunday Services                 10 AM -12 Noon

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Wednesday Bible Study    7 PM - 8 PM

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Building Location: 1402-10th Street Cold Lake, AB

Mailing Address: Box 8397 Cold Lake, AB T9M 1N2

Email: church@hlvc.org

Tel: 780-639-3818

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