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Jokes & Puzzles
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Knock – Knock

Who’s there?

Altoona.

Altoona who?

Altoona piano – you play it!

What is more dangerous than pulling a shark’s tooth?

Giving a porcupine a back rub.

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What is the longest word in the dictionary?

SMILES…because there’s a MILE between the first “S” and the last “S”

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