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Jokes & Puzzles
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Q: How did the farmer fix the hole in his pants?

A: With a cabbage patch!

What is a calf after it is six months old?

Seven months old!

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Q: I don’t have lungs or a chest but I need air; I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have a mouth and I’m allergic to water. What am I?

A: Fire

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Q: Why is it so hot after a ball game?

A: Because all the fans leave

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