What so you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie

Danny: Teacher would you yell at me for something that I didn’t do?

Teacher: Well, of course not!

Danny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework

Why did the little boy put a clothespin on a skunk’s nose?

To keep it from SMELLING.

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Tel: 780-639-3818

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