How many seconds are there in a year?
12-January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
A frog, a duck, and a skunk went to a movie. Tickets cost $1.00. Which animal didn’t get it?
The skunk, because the frog had a green back, the duck had a bill, and the skunk only had a scent.
What did the Science book say to the Math book?
I’ve heard you have a lot of problems!